A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don’t want.
 

Retreating?! Hell no, we’re just attacking the other direction!
 

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.
 

Mean people suck.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
 

It’s nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
 ~cute short friendship quote

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