January 2008

A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don’t want.

Retreating?! Hell no, we’re just attacking the other direction!

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.

Mean people suck.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

It’s nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
 ~cute short friendship quote


Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.

We don’t inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn’t really care.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.~Dobson

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who’s the idiot that said: Quit while you’re ahead?
 ~cute cool teenage quote