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Seen it all done it all can t remember most of it.
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I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
 ~cute saying about Pickup Lines

If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.
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They keep saying the right person will come along
 ~cool quote about I think a truck hit mine.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day…all I’m asking for is one
 ~cute saying about Pickup Lines

Clones are people two.
 ~sweet quote about One liner

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“A guy know’s he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.”
-Tim Allen

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“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

“I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.”
-Henny Youngman

“You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.”
-Jerry Seinfeld

“A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.”
-Bob Hope

“I don’t consider myself bald. I’m simply taller than my hair.”
-Thom Sharp

    “True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.”
Unknown

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“A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it back to you when you have forgotten how it goes.”
Unknown
“A friend will know you better in the first minute they see you, than your acquaintance will in a thousand years.”
Unknown
“A friend is one who believes in you when you have ceased to believe in yourself.”
Unknown
“Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.”
Unknown
“A best friend it like a four leaf clover – Hard to find, and lucky to have.”
Unknown
“He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.”
Unknown

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark
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To be, or not to be, those are the parameters
~humorous quotes about Cute sayings by Cute Girl

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S relativity.

~funny sayings about cool teen by Albert Einstein

And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal
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A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice
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It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best
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