msn quotes

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s EveMiddle age is when you’re forced to
~good quotes about New Year of Bill Vaughn

Youth is a wonderful thingWhat a crime to waste it on children
~famous sayings on Birthdays by George Bernard Shaw

The pioneers of a warless world are the [youth] who refuse military service.
~motivational quotations on War by Albert Einstein

In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
~wise youth sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

Every time history repeats itself, the price goes up. I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success the earliest spark in the dreaming youth — is this: dream a great dream
~saying by John A. Appleman


Better an end with pain, than pain with no end.
Author: Unknown

Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Better untaught than ill-taught.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Be ye fishers of men, you catch them — He will clean them.
Author: Unknown
Source: None

“Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.”
William Shakespeare

“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.”
William Shakespeare
“Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.”
Alfred Lord Tennyson
“No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.”
Robert Burton
“To live is like love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.”
Samuel Butler
“We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.”
Albert Camus

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Don’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

“It’s me and you against the world. So when do we attack?”

I drink to make other people interesting.

I got a dog and named him “Stay”. Now, I go “Come here, Stay!”. After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn’t move at all.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

“Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each, and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive. No further testing is planned.”

A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don’t want.

Retreating?! Hell no, we’re just attacking the other direction!

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.

Mean people suck.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

It’s nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
 ~cute short friendship quote

Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.

We don’t inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn’t really care.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.~Dobson

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who’s the idiot that said: Quit while you’re ahead?
 ~cute cool teenage quote

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