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A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don’t want.
 

Retreating?! Hell no, we’re just attacking the other direction!
 

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.
 

Mean people suck.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
 

It’s nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
 ~cute short friendship quote

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Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

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It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

 Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. – G. Randolf

 

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Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest… It’s about who came, and never left your side…

 

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend pees their pants laughing, trips you again, and calls you an a**hole.

 

The best memories are the ones you can’t explain and end up saying, “You just had to be there.”

 

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

   All you have to do is breathe everything else is just optional.
 ~sweet quote about Cool Cute Quotes

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Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning…
 ~cool quote about Pick-Up Line

A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
 ~cute saying about lil

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
 ~sweet cute lil quotes about Pickup Lines

Caution: I drive like you do!
 ~sweet quote about Cool Quotes

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings

  If at first you don’t succeed, try not to look astonished.
 ~sweet quote about Cute Quotes

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If it doesn’t fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
 ~cool quote about Cute Quotes

DCLXVI~Roman numeral of the Beast
 ~cute saying about little

A friend in need is a friend indeed, But a friend with weed is better.
 ~sweet cute little sayings about One liner

All this could be yours for one low, low price!
 ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

If you see something you like take it and make it better.
 ~cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

   Caution: I drive like you do!
 ~sweet girls in tight t shirts about Cool Quotes

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Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
 ~sweet quote about Cool Sayings

Reality is a figment of your imagination.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings

Eschew Obfuscation
 ~cute saying about girls in tight t shirts

I’m a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
 ~sweet girls in tight t shirts about Cool Quotes

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!
 ~sweet quote about Pick-Up Line

Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
 ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

   I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
 ~cute saying about profile

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High beams were made to piss people off!
 ~sweet cute profile quotes about Cute Quotes

My leech would like you as a new host.
 ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

Dear Journal: I’ve figured out what’s been causing my writer’s cramp, that’s why this is my last entry.
 ~cool quote about One liner

Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
 ~cute saying about profile

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
 ~sweet cute profile quotes about Cute Quotes

Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
 ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

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