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Those that make the rules don’t play the game! cute saying about cool teenage sayings

If you take a dog in and feed it, it will remain loyal to you and never turn on you. this is the principle difference between a man and a dog.~Mark Twain sweet quotations about Battle of the sexes

HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever. cool sayings on Cute Quotes

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow. It empties today of its strength.~Corrie TenBoom cool teenage sayings by Cool Girl

Where do forest rangers go to ‘get away from it all?’~George Carlin cool quote about Question

AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, don’t you think? sweet sayings by Wonderman


Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s EveMiddle age is when you’re forced to
~good quotes about New Year of Bill Vaughn

Youth is a wonderful thingWhat a crime to waste it on children
~famous sayings on Birthdays by George Bernard Shaw

The pioneers of a warless world are the [youth] who refuse military service.
~motivational quotations on War by Albert Einstein

In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
~wise youth sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

Every time history repeats itself, the price goes up. I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success the earliest spark in the dreaming youth — is this: dream a great dream
~saying by John A. Appleman

Better an end with pain, than pain with no end.
Author: Unknown

Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Better untaught than ill-taught.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Be ye fishers of men, you catch them — He will clean them.
Author: Unknown
Source: None

“Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.”
William Shakespeare

“Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.”
William Shakespeare
“Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.”
Alfred Lord Tennyson
“No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.”
Robert Burton
“To live is like love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it.”
Samuel Butler
“We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love – first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage.”
Albert Camus

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Don’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

“It’s me and you against the world. So when do we attack?”

I drink to make other people interesting.

I got a dog and named him “Stay”. Now, I go “Come here, Stay!”. After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn’t move at all.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I’d have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

“Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each, and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn’t drive. No further testing is planned.”

Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.

We don’t inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn’t really care.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.~Dobson

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who’s the idiot that said: Quit while you’re ahead?
 ~cute cool teenage quote

Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth.

Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
is not given by plege, nor written on paper,
but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.

Friends are like bum cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

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