A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.

That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another…

It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.

Wisdom begins in wonder.

Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

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A lost property office is for people to return things they find and don’t want.
 

Retreating?! Hell no, we’re just attacking the other direction!
 

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.
 

Mean people suck.
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
 

It’s nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
 ~cute short friendship quote

Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.
 

We don’t inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.
 

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn’t really care.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.~Dobson
 

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
 

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who’s the idiot that said: Quit while you’re ahead?
 ~cute cool teenage quote

Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth.

Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
is not given by plege, nor written on paper,
but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.

Friends are like bum cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

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It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

 Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. – G. Randolf

 

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Friendship isn’t about whom you have known the longest… It’s about who came, and never left your side…

 

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend pees their pants laughing, trips you again, and calls you an a**hole.

 

The best memories are the ones you can’t explain and end up saying, “You just had to be there.”

 

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. – Ralph Waldo Emerson